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Rules of the Stanley Cup Playoffs
1. Do Not Try and Make Plans with Me on Game Nights.
2. Do Not Call Me During Periods.. Wait Until Intermissions.
3. Not Watching and Don’t Know When the Intermissions Are? Check Online.
4. If You Come and Watch the Game with Me, Don’t Ask Me Questions. Just Watch and Enjoy.
5. There is No Volume Control. No I Will Not Quiet the Fuck Down.
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
